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Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 3:51 pm
by Cats2021
What is an upside about living in switzerland? IDK but the flag is a BIG plus

what do you call a eacher who toches his students? a PDF file

why did the m&m go to school? To become a smartie

knock knock
who's there
broken pencil
broken pencil who
nevermind it is piontless


can i tell you a joke about a piece of paper? nevermind its tear-able

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2021 3:52 pm
by Cats2021
Teacher: If I give you two cats, then two more cats, then another two cats. How many would you have?

Johnny: Seven cats.

Teacher: No johnny, let me put it this way. If I give you two apples, then two more apples, then another two apples. How many would you have?

Johnny: Six apples.

Teacher: Right Johnny. Now lets try this again.If I give you two cats, then two more cats, then another two cats. How many would you have?

Johnny: Seven cats.

Teacher: How are you getting seven cats Johnny!?

Johnny:I already have a friken cat women!

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2021 12:59 am
by Cream0765
Wow great jokes.

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2021 2:14 am
by Cats2021
Thanks

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2021 4:55 am
by MV2020
Little bob is in kindergarten and has to learn the abcs because his teacher is taking a test tomorrow. He goes home to learn the abcs from his family.
He asks his sister what the first letter is, his sister is in the middle of watching Barbie so she says, “shut up idiot”.

He goes to his brother and asks his brother what the second letter is. His brother is playing with his Batman action figures and says, “da na na na na na na Batman!!!”

Bob goes to his dad to ask the third letter, his dad is outside making hamburgers and says, “hit my buns”

Bob goes to school the next day. The teacher takes her oral test.
Teacher: ok bob what is the first letter
Bob: shut up idiot
Teacher: excuse me! Who do u think u are?!?!?!
Bob: da na na na na na na na Batman!!!
Teacher: oh god what should I do with you
Bob: hit my buns

Long story short, bob gets expelled and fails the test

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2021 11:17 am
by Cats2021
Love it

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2021 2:46 pm
by Uzi_Bunny
You win lmao

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2021 6:08 am
by Cream0765
Great jokes evryone I think we should let others vote on the winners

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2021 9:40 pm
by XxDancerChloexX
Why do they ( the British) pronounce it as Bri ish?







Bc they drank the “T” 😂😂😂😂

Re: Funny jokes

PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 4:34 am
by Unicorn_1320
I just died laughing at that. I’m not even British. I loved it lmao :lol: